Weird Dream, PLEASE HELP!!!!

Ok so Thursday I had the weird ass dream and every since I woke up it's been on my mind. I have no idea why I can't shake it, and I can't figure out why it's bugging me. I haven't been able to focus on anything since I woke up because my mind keeps going back to the dream, I tried watching TV, surfing the net, even reading Wikipedia articles (which if you know me you know I can get lost on Wikipedia for hours) and nothing worked. Even while I was working I was driving to make my deliveries and I tried listening to my favorite show on SiriusXM, I tried listening to an audio book, I even tried just turning everything off and just driving and that made it worse, I tried to listen to some music I want to use in my show and tried to thing about the scenes that would correspond to the songs but even that didn't work. Finally I just gave up and put the new Lacuna Coil album in and just thought about the dream over and over trying to figure it out and figure out why it was bugging me. Sadly I still haven't figured it out and so that is why I am typing this, I'm hoping maybe by putting it out there someone will be able to give me a clue as to what it could mean and why it's bugging the hell out of me.

Ok so here's the dream: It all starts with me standing on a small square porch in front of a door of a house I've never seen before, then the door opens and Ellen Page walks out with a long sleeve mesh shirt on and some woman I've never seen before standing in the door way. Now Ellen and I are facing each other with the woman standing in the door way looking at the both of us. This is when Ellen says to me "do you like my body armor?" to which I ask ""What body armor?". She then says "My shirt, it's my body armor" and I respond "yeah it's nice but I don't see how it's body armor since it's mesh and I can see right threw it". At this point I notice that she has a nipple pierced with a small bar on the right breast, since after all it is mesh and I can see right threw it.

Somehow we are now driving and old station wagon down Tuscarawas to go to Walmart and she is driving with me in the passenger seat. I look over at her and look at the small bar in her nipple again and ask "so when did you get that piercing?", she looks down and then over to me and says "well I guess it was sometime in 95, but I can't really remember". I sit there for a minute and think about what she said and then ask in a stunned and confused voice "how old were you?" to which she responds "well I was born in 75". Right then here phone rings and she looks at it and says "hold I've got a text".

Now I'm standing outside Walmart with the women from the door way before picking up flower pots of all sizes and I say "let me get a cart, this is way to much to handle by hand" to which she responds "just get Ellen she can carry some". So I stand up look into the parking lot and there is Ellen sitting on the hood of the station wagon with her feet on the bumber and her arms on her knees kind of hunched over all the while looking at me and smiling, I start walking over to her and after about five or six steps I woke up.

Ok so there's the dream, I know it's totally fucked up and I can't figure out why it's bugging me. If anyone thinks they are crazy enough to figure this out, PLEASE let me know, there are no wrong answers here and if you suggest something that I've already ruled out I'll let you know...in a nice way of course.

Oh and I guess I should just go ahead and get this out of the way, yes I do have a crush on Ellen Page, so don't suggest that, I already know that one! Also, the whole "I was born in 75" thing she was born in 1987 and while I didn't know that off hand, I did know she was younger that me and have known that for several years now, that makes it even more weird...like it wasn't strange enough before!

Questions to make your brain hurt

Why protest online when congress doesn't understand the Internet?

If SOPA passed and we posted Pirate Bay links on Senate.gov, would they shut down their own website?

The opposite of PRO is CON, so isn’t the opposite of PROGRESS supposed to be CONGRESS?

What if the light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just the first light you see when your being reborn?

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

What if the 2012 “end of the world” meant the World Wide Web?

If zombies are dead, why do they need to eat?

If your sexual partner is possessed by a ghost, is it a threesome?

Why are right wing christan's against socialism, when christianity promotes socialism?

If a 15 year old rapes a 23 year old, do they both go to jail?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

If you expect the unexpected, does it become the expected?

In what language do deaf people think?

Will vegetation's eat carnivorous plants?

If a man feels that he’s a women trapped in a man’s body or vice versa, then when would the person say they are cross dressing?

If a gay man goes into a coma then is he a fruit or a vegetable?

Jesus walked on water, what if the water had just frozen?

If life is unfair to everyone, then isn’t life fair?

If a painter paints letters, then is the painter really just a writer?

Toby, or not Toby?

If women are 51% of the population then why the hell do they get to get on the boat first?

If the Internet is world wide, then why can the U.S. government create all the laws to regulate it?

If answering a question with a question is bad, what is the answer to “Any Questions”?

Do satanists say “go to heaven”?

If a car was traveling at the speed of light, what would happen if you turned on the headlights?

Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?

If you have balls of steel, are you Ironman’s father?

If America is the land of the free, then why do we have the highest incarceration rate?

If it's just a thought, then is it the thought that counts?

If you quit smoking then take it back up again, are you a quitter?

If you have sex with a prostitute but don’t give her money, is it still a crime?

If the Mayans were so smart, why aren’t they still here?

If a cop speeds to chase another speeding cop, who gets the ticket?

If you read all of these and none of them didn't make sense, are you really sane?

Those of you who get this will love it!

Green Lantern

Well I just finished Green Lantern and while I don't think it was as bad as everyone made it out to be, it wasn't great. It was more like the Superman reboot, die hard fans will love it, the rest of us who like Batman and the good hero's will think it's just an alright film and worth a watch once. The best part of the film was Ryan Reynolds, he made the film, it it was anyone but him this would have been a total flop. But yes the CGI was way over the top. All in all worth a watch if you've got Neflix.

Dear Republicans.

Dear Republicans, congratulations on driving out the only electable candidate you had. Jon Huntsman was the only candidate you had that was sane, and had a chance at winning the white house. Good job, you just made the RNC the Obama re-election committee. Now you'll have the nut jobs that are still in the race going at each others throats until Mitt Romney is the last man standing just so he can loose the general election to Obama.

Marines pissing on terrorists

Ok so on the whole Marines pissing on dead terrorists thing, well first let me say I have no respect personally for the terrorists, they are religious nut jobs using hit and run tactics to kill American warriors and while effective it has no honor unlike our brave men and women.

Now let me quote a ancient Greek saying "to know your opponent you must first look thought his eyes". So lets try that, lets say that the movie Red Dawn really happened and for ten years the soviets occupied the United States and one day killed four Americans then took pictures of themselves pissing on the dead bodies and let those pictures get out. Americans would demand blood for such a thing! Then imagine that we saw Russians saying that they should do that even more, we'd go ballistic.

What I'm saying in the last paragraph is every time you see something that someone is outraged by try to see it from their view try to understand why they are outraged. "Where ignorance is bliss 'tis folly to be wise." Thomas Gray.

We as Americans must take the moral high ground, it is though constant respect that we can build trust with the world. The longer we continue to lower ourselves to the terrorists standards the longer we open ourselves to attack.

Oh and to clear up something I said in the beginning, when I said the terrorists were "religious nut jobs" I'm not saying all Muslims are "religious nut jobs" just the ones who have hijacked the Muslim faith in the name of terror. Much like the kkk hijacked the Christian faith in the name of racial terror.

So in closing let me say this, all of you saying we should piss on more terrorists probably also go to church and pray to Jesus, well Jesussaid:

Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God. [Matthew 5:9]

Resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. [Matthew 5:39]

I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despite-fully use you, and persecute you; [Matthew 5:44]

Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy [Matthew 5:7]

400th Post

400th Post, yeah I get a cookie!

Killer Elite

Well I just finished Killer Elite and while it's not the best film I've seen and it leaves a lot to be desired it was still a great film and worth a rental. I have to say it was refreshing to have an action flick with a decent plot, to really describe it is would be a very well written story wrapped with some great action sequences. The only reason I'm not totally sold on the film is something I can't explain, I was never really drawn into the film so much as I was just watching it, and the whole thing just left me wanting something more with out knowing what that something was. The acting was great though it did seem limit De Niro and Clive Owen who could have provided so much more to a film dominated by Jason Statham, who is by no mean a bad actor it just seems a little excessive. Like I said it's a good watch and worth the rental but I don't think I'll ever buy it, even from the $5 bin at walmart.

Horrible Bosses

Well I just finished the black comedy Horrible Bosses, and while it had a few good laughs over all it was a major let down. The whole film just seemed to try way to hard to be funny to the point that it stopped being funny. The acting was fine, the plot was good, but the writing it's self was the problem. Just a big let down.

Failed Exam

There should have been some value for creative thinking.


STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM...........
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.